-Do you know why she left you?
I guess he had more redeeming qualities.
-That makes sense.
What are you trying to say?
-Well…let’s face it, you’re not exactly a catch. Do you even know how to have fun?
I am plenty fun!
-Please, drop some knowledge on me.
Well…I like to cook and watch movies and listen to records…
-Is this a typical date? Are you 45 years old? You’re like Bob Saget on Full House if he had a lobotomy. No wonder she ran away.
-Did you ever take her out?
For coffee? Sure, all the time.
-That isn’t going out.
I don’t understand
-You’re a real Casanova.