The following choice quotes were overheard today in my Religions of the West class. I present to you: ‘Star of David’ necklace wearing, pimply, nasally Jewish kid sitting in front of me, talking to a hot girl he met once at a party the week before:

“So my mother drove me to the train station this morning, heh, I’m from the West Island. No, I’M from the West Island”
“You know, I left that party without getting any girls number, so I guess it’s a good thing I recognized you, right?”
“I mean, that was a great party. hmm, hmm”(Repeated at least 7x during those awkward lulls in the conversation)

Quotes from my mom at the restaurant tonight:
Me: “I’m definitely going to get an A+ in my Religions class”
Mom: “JEREMY! You shouldn’t get your hopes so high”

This is all to say, I started University today! I feel really good about it and look forward to the A+ I am sure to get in both my classes.